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Billie Jean King - Queen of Flushing

August 29, 2006Top 5 Reasons Billie Jean and Chrissy are in hysterics during the USTA Tennis Center Dedication Ceremony.

5. "My first official act will be to rename and dedicate the food court...'The USTA Serena Williams Food Court'."

4. "This is only the beginning...my ultimate goal is "The Billie Jean West Wing."

3. I honestly don't believe the USTA suits fully understand that gay and happy are not synonyms in my case.

2. What do you think John and Jimmy will say if we ask them to join us for some quiche and pedicures after the ceremony?

1. Second official act..."Village People to perform live between sets of all night matches!"


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