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January 23, 2006Top 10 possible captions for this incredibly flattering photograph of Maria Sharapova at the 2006 Australian Open.

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9. "Now will you all please stop comparing me to Kournikova?"

8. "It's 95+ degrees, my feet are swollen and I AM IN NO MOOD TO BE RUNNING DOWN DROP SHOTS! Got it?"

7. "Australian cuisine??? Lovin' IT!"

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5. "Sure I do impressions. I call this one 'Ode to Serena.'"

4. "Get my agent on the phone. I want out of this insane Nike clothing contract, PRONTO!"

3. "No, I am not shrieking. It's Lamaze. I'm multitasking."

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