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Loving The New Strings
I just wanted to thank you for the excellent and rapid restringing on my racquet. I had the opportunity to use it last week, and was amazed at the difference in how well it played. I found I could control my shots much better than I had before the restringing.
Thanks again for your work!
-Kyle L.
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"A Hole In One"
 Unless you’ve been stationed in the underbelly of top secret nuclear submarine or studying weather patterns from the U.S. Space Station for the past 6 months it has been nearly impossible to miss the advertising bravado surrounding the new Head Flexpoint racquets. They’ve been covering tennis publications more thoroughly than roadside Kudzu in rural Georgia.
This new and “revolutionary” technology features two small holes at the three and nine o’clock positions on the racquet, with a dimple in the center designed to create flexibility and reduce stiffness by up to 50%. Gently cupping the ball like a hand, the bendable racquet increases dwell time, maximizes control and will eventually lead U.S. troops to the secret hideaway of Osama Bin Laden. Okay, maybe we exaggerated a bit, but you get the picture. Bottom line…if you buy this racquet your game will improve and you may soon be on the professional tour or save the world.
The engineering wizards at Guts and Glory Tennis have studied this new technology and carefully concluded that it can indeed be replicated. Why spend over $200.00 on the latest Head racquet when you can come to us and receive all the benefits of a hole in the head for a fraction of the cost?
Guts and Glory Tennis is pleased to announce its new “DensePoint Technology.” (Our lawyers advised us we can not use the term Flexpoint.) Using an exclusive process involving a precision 3/16” diamond dusted, carbide/molybdenum coated drill bit and a high speed/slightly modified Sears Craftsman hand drill, we can alter your favorite racquet so that it too can have all the benefits of this latest technology. Best of all you can have your favorite racquet (Does not need to be a Head!) converted for the amazingly low cost of just $26.48. Now, that’s the type of deal you can only expect from us!
Ask yourself, "Can you really afford to face your opponent without the power of “Densepoint Technology” on your side?" We think not. By using this technology, your power serve will instantly transform into the “Holey Smokes!” serve you’ve always dreamed of having. Your tricky slice backhand will generate more slice than ever and become known on the circuit as “Holey Crap.” While the ease and success of your entire game will lead you into a state of supreme satisfaction and contentment that can only be described as the "Holey Grail." So, be sure to catch the “Holey Spirit” yourself at Guts and Glory Tennis where we happily use our “Densepoint Technology” to put a hole in one just for you!
John "15+ MPH on Every Serve" Youngblood is a part-time writer and humorist who is currently testing innovative uses of his Dremel on graphite. He has high hopes of discovering the next great technological breakthrough in the thriving art of racquet gimmickry.
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