Impressive Service! I've lost count of the number of racquets G&G has strung for me. It seems like I always bust my strings while hitting the day before an important match and G&G has come through for me each time with a great stringing job!
-Dave K. See more testimonials
Guts and Glory Tennis offers you sincere apologies if you have been unable to reach us by telephone during the past several days. Regrettably our telephone number was #7 on Paris Hilton's speed dial list. Once her electronic address book was hacked and made public via the internet, our phones began ringing off the hook. Many of our customers received non-stop busy signals when trying to reach us. This unfortunate situation has been addressed as we have added temporary staff and additional phone lines to handle the increased volume.
We are not certain how Ms. Hilton initially came upon our number, but she does call us frequently. In some of our more interesting conversations we have explained to her that Prince with Duraflex is NOT a "hot young guy who carries his own protection;" Natural Gut has absolutely NOTHING to do with plastic surgery; and a Butt Cap is NOT a "hot new adult novelty toy."
She ends each conversation with a parting statement of "You're So Hot!" We're contemplating dumping the "Get More...Spend Less" campaign for a "Shop Us...We're Hot" (Paris says so!) campaign. What do you think? "That's Hot!" or "Let's Knot"?
John "15+ MPH on Every Serve" Youngblood is a part-time writer and humorist who has actually seen a few episodes of The Simple Life, which he describes as "not my proudest moments."
Guts and Glory Tennis, LLC 3655 Sentry View Trace Suwanee, GA 30024 Phone: 404-246-1062
Dear Customers,