Anna: Be Mine!
 What's Dr. Phil saying to Anna Kournikova?
10 Possibilities...
1. Adidas putting you in Viagra blue attire is just shameless, but I have to admit, it works for me.
2. Anna, Let me be perfectly clear. I said "Poach," not "I'm buying you a broach."
3. Yes, the Zoom Whitening is impressive dear, but let's focus on tennis.
4. I can't be sure, but I suspect our chances may improve if you put the racquet back into your right hand.
5. I think I may have an inkling as to why so many titles have escaped you.
6. No Anna! I'm absolutely NOT blowing in your ear when I want to play Australian.
7. Yes, you are clearly more beautiful than Sharapova...now can we get back to the game?
8. C'mon now! 30 - 40 is NOT the time to mug for the cameras.
9. I'm completely out of breath, sweating profusely and the match hasn't even started...can you ramp down the sex appeal a tad? This is for charity and I think my wife may be watching.
10. I meant "forehand," not "foreplay," I have no idea what I was thinking...
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