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Randy Moss: The Perfect Doubles Partner?

January, 2005WHY RANDY MOSS MAY JUST WELL BE MY IDEAL DOUBLES PARTNER.
- Doesn’t overanalyze anything
- Aggressive player who always wants the ball
- Celebrates after every point, no matter how mundane
- Torches defensive players with ease
- The "bling-bling" often blinds opponents on critical points
- Likes to get off the court early
- How else would I ever make it on SportsCenter?


WHY RANDY MOSS MAY ANNOY MY ALTA TEAMMATES
- Thinks every score should be worth 6 points
- The phrase “hitting with teammates” takes on an entirely different meaning
- Enjoys mooning opposing team’s fans
- Insists both feet must be inside the white lines for point to count
- Chop blocking opponents on changeovers eventually gets old
- Looks for teammates to throw yellow flags on court signaling “interference” whenever he loses a point
- Likes to pour Gatorade on captain after team victory


John "15+ MPH on Every Serve" Youngblood is a part-time writer and humorist
who believes integrating end zone celebrations into tennis may revitalize interest in the sport.


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